Saturday, 28 September 2024

The Doctor, The Author, The Judoka

In Italy, to do competitive sports, you have to get a medical certificate for "Agonistico".

I miss very little about England, but one thing that is a bonus is simply signing a form that effectively says "yes, I'd love to join your gym and if I break my spine doing martial arts or lifting weights while in it, then I accept it's 100% my fault".

The Judo club I've joined let me do 2 lessons without the form but made it clear that for regular attendance, I absolutely had to get one. They had pre-printed cards for a local doctor who offered the service so I made an appointment for the following Monday.

When I got there a friendly guy named Claudio introduced himself and there were a lot of Judo photos on his office wall.

"You did Judo?"

"Used to" he replied, while attaching sensors to my chest and back to monitor heart rate.

"My Dad used to teach Judo. He was a black belt. He taught the British champion Neil Adams when Neil was a little boy".

Claudio's eyes open wide and he says "I met Neil. When he fought Ezio Gamba in the Judo final of the 1980 Olympic Games, I was the Italian team's medic. Good fight. Ezio won and Neil got silver".

"Christ! Small world!"

After the test is over (me cycling on an exercise bike and getting my blood pressure taken) he signs me as fit for fighting and I notice the books on his desk...apparently written by him.

"You an author?"

"I try yes".

"Me too, I've self-published 19 books".

His eyes widen again and I show him my channel on Amazon on the phone.

He then says "Tell you what, bring in one of your books and I'll swap you for one of mine".

"I've written in different genres. Magical fantasy, memoirs, short stories. I used to be a police officer. You want that one?"

He nods. "Yes, sounds interesting".

A week later I returned and we signed our books and got his receptionist to take a photo.

Small world indeed.

Friday, 27 September 2024

36 Year Pause


In May of this year I took up Judo again.

I did it as a child, mainly because my father was a black belt and an instructor at the Ken Marriot Sports Centre in the town of Rugby, UK.

Dad was very good at Judo and taught the British Olympic silver medallist Neil Adams when Neil was a little boy. While I had fun doing it, I never took it seriously and never took a grading.

In 2010 I tried Krav Maga and while it was/ is fun I found that I'm not wired for aggressive combat the way I want to be. Judo is officially a sport and the emphasis is on agility and there is absolutely no striking**

I was teaching English earlier this year in Rome to a 13-year old girl who was always telling me how much fun she had at Judo, at a club down the road, and even had medals for competitions that she'd won. I took a "prova" lesson (free try out while wearing a T-shirt and jogging pants) and had fun so bit the bullet and cycled to Decathlon to buy a suit and a white belt.

I'm now a signed-up member of Judo Tuscolano, Rome.

I joined too late for the annual grading in June (the chief instructor simply said "no, you've not been here long enough and it's not fair on those who've been training since last September") but it was fun to watch the other guys grade, with ages ranging from 13 to my age.

The class is a lot of fun and the coaches are approachable and professional. The groups run 3 times a week, Monday, Wednesday and Friday and last 75 minutes. I am usually knackered by the end of it and with the bastard heatwave Rome got hit by this year, I limped off the mats after the first few lessons with my judogi soaking wet.


We line up in order of seniority, facing the instructors and the only people on my left at the moment is anyone taking a "prova". I look forward to gaining yellow belt next year and moving up a few feet.

This blog was created for Krav Maga a long time ago but as I haven't touched the sport in about 4 years (and not intensively since I took but didn't pass GIC in Australia in 2017) I have now switched it to Judo.

Stay tuned for regular updates as I get my ass kicked by teenagers, 3 times a week.



** which is why it's still hilarious when Austin Powers shouts "JUDO CHOP!!!" as he hits people.





Thursday, 29 October 2020

Krav Maga with Swords

 

Recently while cycling through the delight that is Aqueduct Park in Rome I came across a bunch of people fighting with swords.

Now, the area they were in is used extensively by keep-fitters exercising and even has it’s own outdoor gym of sorts, comprising pull-up bars, static bikes and various other bits and pieces. I’d seen a lot of people working out in that area before but never like this.

Stopping for a rest after a healthy jaunt along the ruins of what used to be the main supply of fresh water for the Roman Empire, I saw that this was longsword practice (i.e. both hands on the hilt) and the swords were big. One of the instructors saw me watching and came over to say Hi.

During a brief chat he told me that they are ASD Custodes Cervi HEMA Roma, which translates roughly to "Hema Rome Deer Keepers ". They practice a couple of times a week and during the nice weather come to the park to have a go. The moves they were demonstrating at the time involved using your sword hilt to trap your opponent's blade and then move it to one side allowing you to strike with your elbow to their face. I got a phone number and Instagram account of the club and said I’d call them for a “prova” (trial lesson) soon.

About three weeks later I had a free Saturday and took a trip to the gym where the club train (the nice weather now declining, they had moved back inside). About five of use were there, with a couple of latecomers boosting the class, and we got into a warm-up.

Now, having done Krav Maga for about 7 years and also having trained as a Kids, and General, instructor* I know the fundamental importance of a good warm-up. Muscles, bones and sinews do not work well when cold and it is very easy to get hurt if you leap into an intense or even moderate workout before your body had been heated up, stretched and oiled. One way to spot a McDojo** is if the warm-up is brief, non-existent or doesn’t focus on the appropriate areas of the body for the training. The routine we went through here was at least twenty minutes long and I was aching in my inner thighs for three days due to the extensive lunges they had us repeating around the gym floor. I do yoga every day but don’t work that particular bit so felt it big time in the following days. After we were nice and sweaty the instructors then got us to do some moves with the practice swords.


There were two types of sword for training: wooden ones and flashier, sexier metal jobs with crafted hilts. The instructors mainly used the latter to demonstrate, and one or two of the other students had them. I got a wooden one but was grateful to only be wielding that as I had never trained with a sword before, apart from a brief “class” at a comic convention with a Jedi*** offering lightsaber tuition.

The first move was Porta di Donna (Woman's Door) and involved stepping and parrying and the footwork was fundamental. Having learned open/close as part of self-defence training I was able to do this reasonably well and the move started with the sword on your right shoulder and ended at the left.

After repeating that and drilling it for about 15 minutes we moved to the parallel side, where the technique was slightly different  and Denti di Cinghiale (Boar's Teeth) and then to my favourite which was the Porta di Ferro (Iron Door). This move entailed creating a barrier across your groin with the hilt and the blade held horizontally to defend against low attacks. While we were learning this, we got taken out one at a time to practice repetitive striking of the previously learned techniques with one of the instructors.

Finally, to finish off, we had a session of breaking free from a strangle hold without the swords, but in a way that I hadn’t learned previously in Krav or self defence training. The session finished with a salute to the instructors with our weapons. Right, left and forward. Kind of like “kida” but more flamboyant.

I really enjoyed the class and it was refreshing to take part in something as unique as this. The warm-up itself proved that the instructors knew what they were doing and the focus on only 3 techniques with swords and 1 unarmed, showed that the focus was on quality and not quantity.

It was easy to see that these guys knew what they were doing and coming from a Krav Maga background, the best way to describe this was that it was Krav with swords.

It’s only 40 Euros a month to join so I’ll be up for regular training once the Covid-19 restrictions ease off (as I write this we are now in a further extension of the lockdown).

A lot of fun so give it a go if you are in the area. The club train at Swim & Fit gym in Largo Preneste, Rome (near to the Teano Metro stop on line C) and can be contacted via phone on +39 06 331 702 4330. Instagram is @hema_guardiani_del_cervo and on Facebook as ASD Custodes Cervi HEMA Roma.



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* KIC and GIC. The former is 5 days long. I passed. The latter is 24 days long. I completed it but didn't pass.

**McDojo. Club run by a twat who has no skill or teaching ability and just wants your money

*** Jedi. Initially a plot point of a highly successful 1977 sci-fi film Now a religion in its own right.