Krav Maga Melbourne

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Krav Maga Melbourne

9th November 2016

Lance Manley- P4

In August of 2016 I decided to sell my car, give up my flat and give my cat to the RSPCA. I’ve been to Greece to stay with my Dad and recently took a trip to Australia. I landed in Melbourne and did the tourist thing for a few days 

Treading the tarmacced roads beneath my blistered feet has proved fun yet occasionally repetitious. While there’s a lot of things to do in Melbourne, they are either located in the city or require a jaunt outside to places like St Kilda (beaches and sunrises) or Ferntree Gully (the 1000 steps walk).

I’ve been out of regular Krav training for a few months now. After I recovered from a knee operation in 2015 I slowly got back into things but the training proved sporadic and my fitness levels were way short of the nightmarish new “tests” that were being hurled at sweat drenched practitioners at the end of P2 to P5 exams internationally. 

Krav Maga Global, like Starbucks, have branches everywhere so after a quick gander on Facebook I found what I was looking for to give my week in the city a unique spin. 

Krav Maga Melbourne is a KMG affiliated club run by G5 instructor Ruairi Molloy who hails from Ireland. I spoke to him on the phone a couple of days before and he said I was welcome to join in and to come along to the advanced class on Wednesday evening. The venue is a dojo, purpose designed for the club with scenario rooms, a main training hall, and a large locker area containing equipment including sparring dummies.

I got to North Melbourne train station at about 5.30pm. Finding the address proved easy and the only sign the club was there was a laminated A4 sign on the roll gate informing visitors to use the side door. 

I met Ruairi who showed me into a rather scary scenario room that doubles as a male changing area. Perturbingly, the walls move backwards and forwards to enhance or reduce the allocated space. This reminded me in no small part of the finale of the fifth Saw movie, or (for the 1970s child within me), the garbage crushing scene of the original Star Wars.

Getting kitted up I chatted with Ruair for a while before the other students arrived. At the Melbourne club there are 4 instructors of varying levels. Ruairi himself holds KIC like I do and was trained by Nadav Shosan a few years back. While the advanced classes are small, Ruairi told me that there are more people in the regular group, that was going to happen immediately after our session.

Backpacking means that I have only my gum shield as anything remotely Kravvy (barring a T-shirt) and was surprised to find that Ruairi had spare groin guards in a box for the protectionless  practitioners like me. I got one on and we then were joined by two other students, one a male instructor and the other a female police officer doing Krav in her spare time.

A brief warm up and we got stuck into the techniques. I mainly worked with Ruairi who patiently showed me the moves and techniques for both single and double handed pistol threat disarms, covering front, sides and different heights. The stuff was from G3 and higher, but with repetition I managed to perform the grabs reasonably well, to praise from Ruairi. One thing I tend to do when twisting away (body defence) is “step” off the line when the correct form is to allow your body to ‘fall’ and then correct your stance. 

Once we’d done this for about half an hour me and the other two students then did a pressure drill on the stopwatch. I learned long ago to simply drop or throw a gun or knife away in training once I’ve taken it off a “bad guy” due to the rather unsettling urban myth of a cop trained in Krav in the USA who snatched a pistol from a guy in a car….and then handed it back to him instinctively as per his muscle memory from training. The bad guy apparently then shot him with it.

As we finished up the other students were coming in for the main class and I got a few photos with Ruairi and the guys, splashing out on a KMG Australia T-shirt for a souvenir. 

A good diversion from the normal sightseeing that I’d do while travelling and a lot of fun as well. Really great of Ruairi to accept me into the club like that and I hope to see him and his students again before I fly out of Oz next January…mainly because I left my KMG passport in the venue by mistake and flew to Sydney the next day before I could retrieve it.

The Unbeatable Bully

Contains SPOILERS for the season 7 premiere of The Walking Dead. So shove off if you haven't seen it yet.

Watching the premiere of season 7 of my second favouritest TV show, The Walking Dead yesterday was NOT easy.

After having waited 6 whole months to find out exactly who it was that Negan battered to death with his barbed wire-covered baseball bat (affectionally monikored 'Lucille') the episode was emotionally draining, brilliantly acted and features THE best villain on a telly show EVER.

Negan cannot be bargained with, he shows mercy only when he wishes to and he is utterly and completely ruthless, barbaric, yet highly intelligent.

Watching him turn Rick Grimes from a defiant, equally ruthless badass into a quivering, crying wreck of a man was a masterpiece of acting from both Jeffrey Dean Morgan (Negan) and Andrew Lincoln (Rick).

Negan saw the defiance in Rick's eyes (not to mention the line "I'm gonna kill you. Not today, not tomorrow...but I'm gonna kill you!") after he had bashed Abraham and Glenn's skulls to offaly mush and this did not get a nod of respect. Instead Negan made it his mission to break Rick's spirit by throwing him into a herd of zombies and watching him fight his way through them and telling him to chop his own son Carl's arm off (as an alternative to Carl and all Rick's friends dying in front of him). Only when Rick broke down in tears, with the axe raised did Negan finally relent.

No pity. No remorse. No fear. No compassion.

Which brings me to this blog...

When I was growing up there were some bullies knocking about my village. The myth at the time was that if you bopped them hard on the nose then they would run away with their tails between their legs, crying and would almost certainly never bother you again. While this was USUALLY true there were exceptions. Some bullies couldn't be tamed and even if you did stand up to them, you had better do it fucking well and hard and not mess about. Schools of my era were run by lazy, cuntish, lackadaisical aresholes who believed all incidents of bullying to be "fighting" and would 99% of the time apply the maxim of "6 of 1, half a dozen of the other" rather than look for the root causes of a problem.

There was still the idea though of showing some "backbone" and being able to face your issues without resorting to violence in retaliation BUT being able to calmly deal with the shit that life hurled at you.

Most adventure stories for children, from the Narnia Chronicles through to Harry Potter and the Hunger Games and even my own work The Tales of Alegria, focus on bullies and tyrants paying for what they have done. They either die, go to the dungeons or suffer fates worse than death. Bullies, so the legends go, can always be outwitted by loyalty, bravery, a clear head and above all being the "goodies".

Utter cobblers.

Most bullies don't like retaliation at all and will come down on you twice as hard if you return fire with anything other than 100% aggression. When I was a police officer I was bullied by my immediate superior, a little cunt named Sergeant Neil Drapper. When I stood up to him by reporting his behaviour to the police federation (cop's union) and also the Superintendent (deputy borough commander) the Sergeant simply went into bullying overdrive in his determination to bin me AND pay me back for making him feel uncomfortable in front of his own line managers.

Krav Maga has, over the years I've been doing it, taught me some very fundamental lessons on pride, ego and calculating losses. A friend of mine recently told me that she got into an elevator where three guys were stood in it, and after the doors closed one of them grabbed her ass. She said she was afraid to do anything in case he hit her or later stalked her. My advice was "next time just don't get in the elevator. Or if they get in later, get out before the doors close". Better to risk offending someone than be trapped in a confined space with them out of a sense of "I have the right to exist unmolested".

In situations where you have unknown variants, or are outnumbered, or you are drunk (yet sober enough to still rationalise) or the person/ people you are facing are bigger than you...it is not going to help the situation in the slightest to be belligerent and stubborn. 

In The Walking Dead last night, Negan made it quite clear before he bashed Abraham and Glenn's heads in that any and all defiance and rebelliousness over what was going to happen would result in further punishment. After killing Abraham and taunting his wailing ex girlfriend with the gore soaked bat, Daryl Dixon loses his shit, gets up off his knees and sucker punches Negan. To illustrate his point further, Negan then murders Glenn (a major character since season 1) and, unlike Abraham, lets Glenn suffer in agony before finishing him off. Then Rick promises to kill him (a threat we would have been disappointed NOT to hear from a badass, six season survivor of the zombie apocalypse like Rick Grimes), Negan simply makes him suffer a lot more, even giving him a Sophie's Choice; personally removing his own son's arm with an axe or suffering greater loss.

Bullies sometimes cannot be defeated and will thrive on watching people lose their cool. This superlative TV show made it quite clear that while Negan was aware that people felt angry, bitter or hysterical, they were absolutely NOT to act upon those emotions. He was boss and was going to prove it through inflicting pain until the resistance was gone.

A scene I cannot rewatch from the show Spartacus: Vengeance from a few years ago has, after the slave rebellion in ancient Rome, four gladiators recaptured. They are paraded at a party for local Roman elite, in shackles and on their knees. However they are still defiant, proudly glaring at their captors with contempt. This enrages one young Roman noble so badly that he asks if they can have "one now" rather than wait to watch them be publicly executed the next day. Every guest is a little drunk and the local magistrate agrees to "just one". The gladiator chosen spits out "fucking Roman dogs" as he is led away and boy does he suffer for that.

Restrained with ropes he is hung up in the centre of the room and the guests take turns cutting bits off him, while being cautioned to "not to cut too deep" in case the poor sod bleeds out and dies too early. The first person up cuts the guy's tongue out as a punishment for using foul language and insulting him. The guy dies in agony and all for his defiance in the face of capture. 

In the late 1980s I worked in the DeMontfort hotel in the shit hole that is Kenilworth, a small town in Warwickshire. I usually worked as a waiter but was drafted into a Hall Porter's role one day due to staffing shortages. A vile chef named Joe Wheeler used to bully the lower downs and had an extra beef with me due to the fact that I would answer back or even physically retaliate at his childish pokes, slaps and taunts. As I stood in the kitchen in my HP's jacket (with blingy epaulettes) I heard Joe shout "Are you joking?" and ignored him. He shouted it once more and then threw a flat, steel serving tray across the kitchen at me. It missed and I just picked it up and threw it back. The rage twisted across his face and he ran around the cabinets shouting "DON'T YOU THROW A TRAY BACK!!!"

Not "don't you throw a tray" but "don't you throw a tray...BACK!"

What Krav has made me realise is that in life there are situations where you CANNOT overcome the obstacle. Not all mountains are climbable all of the time. Everest guides will always turn back if the odds mean they are in too much danger to make it to the summit, dissapointing clients and themselves yet saving lives in the process. 

When faced with overwhelming odds there are times when swallowing your pride is enough to solve the situation. An Expert level 3 Krav instructor, once shared a story of queue jumping by a burly American tourist in London. When the instructor voiced objection the guy got in his face, threatening to thump him and he took the "least creative option" by looking away and appearing cowed, defusing the situation even though he could have beaten the guy down.

Sometimes nothing is more creative than something.

Occasionally bullies cannot be defeated and must only be avoided or complied with. Like taxes, no one likes them but unless you are creative or lack self preservation skills, you have to abide by the directive to pay them.

I like the fact that Krav always give you "soft options" or to put it bluntly "to do something by doing nothing".

Some situations are best left alone.

Nuff said.

Kids Instructor Course 2016

Kids Instructor Course, KIC

Haifa, Israel

21st to 25th June 2016

by Lance Manley

Junior Safe Krav Maga is a UK children’s Krav school owned by Russell Brotherston an E2 KMG instructor who also teaches at Krav Maga Midlands. 

The Kids class is children aged 6 to 10 where the techniques taught focus mainly on evasion and avoiding confrontation. From 10 to 16 the tactics are similar to the adult classes with more emphasis on striking and some sparring work.

The curriculum is however very different from adult Krav with clear lines drawn between what is and isn’t acceptable when dealing with confrontation and aggression. Soft and hard techniques are shown and the children are told when to use them and in what situations they are appropriate.

Israeli Zeev Cohen of KMG is a Master Level 1 instructor (Expert level 6) and the creator of the Kids Instructor course. After assisting at JSKM for nearly 2 years I’d been wanting to do take KIC for ages but was unable to due to not having done the General Instructors Course. I was chuffed to bits when I discovered that KMG now allow non GIC to take the program, meaning they can then work for a club run by a qualified KMG instructor.

I needed a recommendation from my national director, Jon Bullock and also Russell in order to be considered for this. Both said to go for it and the next opportunity was to take the course in Haifa, Israel in June.

5 days of training with Zeev Cohen, in the birthplace of Krav. An opportunity not to be missed.

I’d booked accommodation online, not knowing just how big Haifa is, and was glad I’d had the foresight to arrive a day before the course started. After figuring out how to get to and from KMG’s temporary base at the Leonardo Hotel on the beach front, I did a bit of sightseeing and set the alarm for 5.30am the next morning.

Arriving in good time I was met by two Italian instructors (both called Roberta and both from Sardegna) and a fellow Brit named Richard. Along with us was Johen, a Danish instructor. The rest were Israeli and waiting for us at Zeev’s gym, which we were cheerfully told was 75 minutes drive away in the town of Kfar Saba. Piling into the minibus we got to the gym about 8am and were met by Daniel KMG of Krav HQ, someone I’d interacted with many times on Facebook but had never met before. 

Zeev greeted us and after a warm up we got into our first practical lesson. 45 minutes of Kids based classroom stuff. The manual Zeev gave us is one he wrote himself. His passion for teaching children was very clear, as was how seriously he takes his job and his instructions and directions were very precise and detailed. 

Zeev stressed the importance of making instructions easy to follow for children and to keep language at a basic. Someone used the expression “at a loose end” and was corrected as this would possibly be too complicated for some kids to understand. 

He also emphasised just how easily children can be distracted and how it’s important to keep their attention and above all not be boring. He added that instructors are not comedians but humour can work if you use it appropriately in lessons.

One interesting aspect was that he said techniques should not be corrected in the warm ups as this is only to get the children motivated and literally “warmed up”. 

After the practical lesson we then moved on to feedback and discussing what we’d done. 

We broke for lunch at 1pm, making our way into town for a much needed laffa bread kebab and some liquids.

When we started off the afternoon’s work, even in an air conditioned room I was feeling the heat and so were some of the others. We finally stopped about 5pm with a homework task for the next day. A micro lesson of 7 or 8 minutes that we would give to each other before the big event on Thursday when we actually got to teach to some of Zeev’s younger students.

Back in the taxi and home for a much needed shower and some sleep. 

KIC Day 2

22nd June 2016

The second day was held at the same place where E camp was taking place, in a local school’s sports hall, about 10 minutes by bus from my flat. I grabbed a large coffee on the way in, and met the others at the venue.

Today was the micro lesson but we started off with a lot of physical stuff, including “fencing” (trying to poke our partner in the belly with one hand behind our backs) and moving up in difficulty to eventually arrive at take downs. 

We then did some pad work with us laying on our backs and our partners attempting to touch our heads with a strike shield. Zeev taught us a specific technique in order to stand up from this, progressing from basic stuff to actually trying it while our partners were giving us a hard time. 

We moved on to the assessments and were split into 2 groups of 5, with half the mat each. Our colleagues were pretending to be the ‘kids’ when it was our turn to go. The idea was that you had planned for 20 minutes but would finish in just 8. Zeev sat facing both groups, sideways on and put a timer down for us to see. Once it hit red it meant you had just 2 minutes left.

I was impressed by my colleagues’ lessons, and Zeev had generously allowed me to go after the more experienced Krav instructors.

When it came to my turn I quickly realised that the 8 minutes that had seemed so long when everyone else did it, was in fact a blink of light when you were playing the instructor. I got most of my lesson done but had to can the planned ending. Once everyone had gone through we broke for lunch.

14 year old Israeli trainee Edden, one of the juniors also taking the course told me that she is often underestimated by people who think she is ‘cute’ due to her short stature and youth. Having “fenced’ with her earlier I knew how tough she was, as I could barely get near her she was so agile. She added that any guy who tried to give her a hard time on the street would “get his ass kicked”.

Moving back to the training venue and the E level students were making their way in for the afternoon’s training. It was good to see Nick Maison again, owner of Total Krav Maga who was up for his E4 test. Also Jon Bullock and Alan Dennis.

Back inside and we took up residence in a smaller fitness room, as the E camp were going to have the use of the main hall. Zeev gave us all constructive feedback and when he got to me, said that he liked my sense of humour and that was something I should build on when teaching children. As I’d been nervous as hell before, during and after the micro lesson, this was reassuring and uplifting to hear. He added that my lack of technical ability was something I needed to work on but was counter balanced by my presentation skills.

Later on a lady came into the room and it turned out that the Womens Instructor Course had nowhere to take their lesson and needed the space. As no other suggestions were forthcoming, Zeev moved us back into the main hall, on the mats we had been on in the morning. Eyal Yanilov was instructing around 80 E level students in the finer arts of pistol disarms. A lad in my group frantically ‘shushed’ me when I was putting on my boxing gloves as the velcro made a loud noise. I’ve been in awe of G levels myself, let alone E and can understand that fear that drawing attention to yourself will result in being invited to take part in a multiple attackers scenario. 

We then moved into some striking techniques, with Zeev correcting us. I realised then just how lacking my fighting skills are, as I wasn’t using correct arm positions or moving my hips correctly, for a lot of the time. This was counter balanced by my partner who was only 17 but very agile and used to moving well.

We broke for the day, and I spotted Dimitris from Krav Maga Chania, who I had trained with while on holiday in Crete last year. He was there taking the WIC and they’d all been dancing the Zumba in the small fitness suite.

KIC Day 3

23rd June 2016

Another taxi ride to Kfar Saba where we went through the final feedback from the micro lessons from the previous day before and then worked on further games and ways to entertain little Kravvers.

One thing we were all looking forward to and fearing in equal measure was the arrival of THE KIDS. Zeev had asked his junior Kravvers which ones would like to come and help out with his training of wannabe instructors from abroad, and apparently there had been a lot of enthusiastic responses from ages 5 to about 13.

I was partnered with Richard. He’d got his G3 patch at the previous week’s G camp and was super attentive to detail on his lesson plan. We’d exchanged a lot of Watts App messages the night before in order to prepare and at lunch time (plus any other possible moment) were going over what we intended to do. As he already had GIC, I’d suggested that he handle the technical delivery while I dealt with the introduction and warm ups. We’d been handed the task of teaching Stop Kicks and as the clock ticked ever closer to 4pm when the children would arrive, we were both getting nervous. 

After lunch all of us sat with Zeev in the training room and thrashed out our lesson plans. He suggested changes where he thought necessary and helped us get it streamlined in time. By 3.45 we could hear giggly voices on the stairwell and knew it was time to get ready.

Zeev had told us that the children would be super excited to see non Israeli teachers and the first group up had Joen in it, who introduced himself as a viking. This was translated into Hebrew and the kids all giggled. His lesson was with two other teachers and went really well.

Next me and Richard were up and I got the kids into a line and introduced us before getting them into a warm up playing Tag followed by kicking and punching a strike shield, mainly as an intro to the technical plans later on. I was very grateful for Richard occasionally swinging by with his strike shield to whisper the time. We were on a very tight schedule with a lesson of only 25 minutes and things had to be kept to the limits we’d agreed. 

I then handed over to Richard and he got stuck into the main part, showing the children the 3 moves to block a front kick. We finished with a game where they had to run in teams to try the moves with either of us and then lined up for the final Kida. Time had blurred and I was sweating buckets, even in the air conditioned luxury of Zeev’s gym.

As I went to change into a dryer t-shirt the two Italian Robertas were lining their kids up. When everyone had been through we made our way downstairs to get the taxi back to Haifa, looking forward to a slightly more relaxed tone for the final two days with the added bonus of no homework. 

Day 4

24th June 2016

A 9am start in a venue a few minutes by bus from your hotel is always a pleasure and I even managed to grab breakfast on the way in. E camp were in the main room again and it was good to have a quick chat with Russell who was up for his E1.

Once in our classroom Zeev gave us all detailed and constructive feedback about our lessons yesterday. When he got to me he complimented on my use of what he called positive reinforcement and paying compliments to kids who did moves well or tried hard. He picked me up on my use of voice, saying that needed work so I sounded more confident but adding that from 2 days ago it had improved considerably and then added “The learning curve you have shown throughout this course is very impressive”. He handed me my feedback form which had a score of 90% on it. To say I was pleased would have been an understatement.

We had a day of mainly theory based instruction, working on the Young 2 grading criteria and ways to overcome problems found in training, such as raising the elbow when doing a straight punch (put the kid against a wall when they are practicing, leaving them no option but to punch straight).

Later we kitted up with 16oz gloves, groin guards, gum shields and shin protection for some light striking training. Normally I am fine being in a public place doing this type of thing but behind us were the entirety of E camp who were having a short break. I realised just how hard these guys were being grilled when I saw at least 5 people sprawled out on the floor taking cat naps before they had to go back in. While doing a punching combo I noticed Eyal Yanilov, who had been chatting with Zeev, was watching me and my partner. After a few seconds he said to me “Look at the chest when striking, don’t look at the targets”. My nervousness got to extremes when I realised that a lot of the E camp were milling about near to us. The only thought in my head was “My striking must look lousy to them”. Looking back on it, I doubt most of them even cared as they had their own stuff to focus upon.

We broke at 3.30 due to Sabbat, a Jewish holy period which meant public transport would shut down by about 5pm and Zeev plus his teenage trainees had to get the last train home. 

KIC Day 5

25th June 2016

The final day was more subdued. We kicked off at 9 with some grappling and striking training, with the idea being that we could show the teens or older kids that we would soon be teaching just how to do it. When we broke and moved back into the classroom, Zeev spent the remainder of our time giving advice on how to best advertise and promote junior Krav to both kids and their parents.

When we stopped to get our certificates a brief ceremony then took place and afterwards Zeev asked to speak to me in private. Ever paranoid I approached him in a quiet corner, like a guilty schoolboy. Turned out that he wanted to offer advice on getting my footwork and striking up to speed as he felt that they brought down my teaching abilities. He added “Your ability to teach, especially to children…is amazing.” Superbly chuffed at this praise/ advice I really felt that the course had been 100% worthwhile.

T-shirts were also given out, emblazoned with the words “Krav Maga Global- Kids Instructor” and I genuinely hadn’t felt as proud since I was chosen by Eyal Yanilov to fight the bullet men 2 years ago at the KMG world tour.

Really amazing experience, showing just how much Zeev loves working with children and how much energy the guy has when he teaches. Top notch training and a thoroughly wonderful time in the heartland of Krav Maga.

Zeev said afterwards “Teaching KIC in Israel is in all ways unique, mainly because the “to be” instructors can see in their own eyes how Krav Maga is educating kids to become better people at life. This year we have been lucky to have the same number of international and Israeli participants, which made the course a unique mixture of English, Hebrew, Italian and some Chinese. The kids and their parents were excited from the training given to them and are still talking about it. All in all, I felt that you guys were getting the core of how to operate the kids program and you are ready to ‘rock it’ back in your homelands.”

Finally I managed to grab Eyal Yanilov to present him with a copy of my Krav book. Zev got a copy of that plus one of my kids' book.

Good times.

Lance Manley is a freelance journalist and author of the book Walk In Pieces: Diary of a Krav Maga Practitioner.